So I am now in the new place. It’s much better than the old one, but right now there’s no internet, landline or heating!! Last night I thought I was going to die as in I went to bed layered!! (Thermal shirt and long johns, jeans, cardigan, thick robe and socks!) This new place has a pre-paid gas thingy; yesterday we put money in TWICE but the thing was just eating the money sha! If it was a human being I would have drop-kicked its ass!! I reckon the previous tenants didn’t settle their bills before leaving so the thing was using us to replace what those people used! Called the landlord today and he was just chatting rubbish and they’ll say Africans are crooks… abeg Asians can step up to us in 419 any day jo! If we load the card again and the same thing happens I am calling British gas immediately!!
So I finally got round to watching Jenifa!! Lmao that movie was jokes o!! Its like, you know, as in, what’s up!!! Lol…. Even though I don’t understand Yoruba I was laughing like a bloody hyena! But one part of the movie I didn’t understand was when the girls who escaped the ritual killing came back to campuses (lol) how come they didn’t go looking for "big girl". Now if this was real I know that a witch hunt for big girl would have commenced no? Whatever sha….
I started "sorting" out my things yesterday because mumsy called and was like I have to courier my things before the 10th so I started since I had the day off…. Damn packing is not easy o! If I wanted to work out I would have hit the gym... It needs to be done sha; this is not the time to be upsetting Madre. I planning on using vacuum bags for my clothes and some bags but for the life of me how do I pack my shoes?! Bubble wrap comes to mind but that one is extra work men!! But I don’t want to bruise my babies…maybe I’ll have a packing party!! Any one wanna help?! I promise food and drinks :)
So why is everyone on Beyonce’s titties about her choice of dress for the Oscars?! Abeg if it was anyone else they wouldn’t get that much shit flung her way… its her CHIOCE if you don’t like it change the channel, flip the page or close your eyes!!
On Saturday I went to the Mac pro store. Normally I hate going into Mac because the makeup assistants (MUAs) are usually really unhelpful or plain rude (see wahala o! when it’s not as if the thing is free) however on Saturday I was served by two gay dudes and I can tell you that’s the BEST experience I’ve ever had in a Mac store before! The girls are usually really annoying…. So my question now is why are the girls so iffy whilst the dudes are darlings willing to answer even the dumbest questions? (I am a novice when it comes to make-up) the friend I went with thinks the girls probably see me as "competition" (Competition for what exactly please) shouldn’t they just do their jobs? It’s not like I am asking them to clean my ass or do anything not in their job descriptions... If anyone can shed any light on this please do because I’m really getting tired of all the agro females are giving each other!! (Like when all those about Gemma (I think she’s the new bond girl she was in St Trinians sha) being fat (I think the babe is a UK size 10) or having a double chin came out they were all written by WOMEN!! Shouldn’t we all love each other?!
butterfly kixxes,
Technicolour dreams
